Jessica

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.

guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.

by invaderzimm December 8, 2010

Jessica

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)

Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!

by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010

Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.

Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.

by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020

jessica

a bully and hates vijay

jessica: shut your squeaky mouth up dumb dumb

by jess hates me March 26, 2019

jessica

art girl who likes cats, also hangs with the tards

i feel bad for jessica

by anonymous December 10, 2019

Jessica

Dumb noob

Are you a jessica or something

by Plainpotaties April 24, 2019

Jessica

The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.

"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".

by ohnojessicaa August 28, 2019