angry jellyfish :]

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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

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Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.

Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.

by Otternal April 13, 2023

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Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them

Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.

by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023

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Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 23, 2021

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When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

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