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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.
Jellyfish alert! “I just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! 🦑🐙
by Mspalaz August 19, 2018
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JellyFishing

After you nut you pluck you use your fingers and pluck the pubes off that have nut on them and lick your fingers after
Man I NEED to go jellyfishing
by CheseyyyYepp March 29, 2024
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Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"
My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful
by mmswbngs September 9, 2022
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Jellyfish soul

An introverted person with lots of passion and ideas. An old soul who may seem cold and distant, but who is filled with wonder on the world and desire to learn about it and make it better.

Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.
by CakesAndDragons September 19, 2020
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Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!
by Sploogelord January 19, 2019
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Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.
After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.
by Pornicus November 26, 2013
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