jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

Jason

Jason is an extremely kind person who often cares to much. He tends to go for the wrong girl at first, but ends up with the right girl-usually the closest girl friend at the time. He also loves life and just people in general. He's extremely gorgeous and can fix anything he puts his mind too.

Important people in his life tend to be-

Boys: Adams, Daryls, Hunters and Richards
Girls: Lexies, Kelseys, Jasmines and Lillys

Girl 1: OMG look it's Jason
Girl 2: Get me his number!!

by YassssssSlay October 10, 2016

jason

a faggot

jemma:jason is so hot
bob:u know jason means faggot right?

by jimmyjeffbob September 8, 2019

Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

Jason

Gay

Omg Jason is so jason

by Hayden.smith220 October 9, 2020

Jason

Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.

Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal

by OPscer April 10, 2019