Dirty Jake Squad

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.

He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

by Not Jake squad May 20, 2019

Jake Paul

A piece of absolute shit

Stupid Asscunt: "Jake Paul is fucking lit, dude!"

Someone With Common Sense: "Try again, bitch. You're no longer my friend."

by treasurenottrash December 10, 2017

Jake

The man with the biggest penis on the planet

Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen

by Yup mate April 9, 2021

"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Jake Paul

A complete bimbo who makes shit music,and says 'it's everyday bro' if that doesn't make you gag I don't know what will....Team ten is a 'company' full with untalented morons who think England is a city it couldn't get anymore retarded then that

"Have you heard Jake Paul's song"
"Ya it's fucking shit"

by Bambibacklizard August 20, 2017

Jake Paul

A Talentless Youtuber.

A True Garbage's little brother.

King of retards.

England is his city.

Jake Paul is making another shitty click bait video.

by c00ki3s July 4, 2017

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016