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Jade

Jade is a drop dead gorgeous girl that will literally make you shit yourself. Jades tend to be relitivly kind and inapropiate. Loving to make jokes about everything. Jades are kind funny jot light harded and have been through hell she couldve fooled me though. Jades get all the guys ettension wether its in bed or as freinds shes like a magenet.

Jades are soft hearrted but hard to get into bed. Jade moaned alot while in sex but it was amusing there wasnt a lot of cum but damb she got hotter and hotter she was so soft and her hair felt like hevan jade is the best person to sleep with she always makes me hard.

People say if they where a guy they would fuck he every night.

jade is the best in bed and the best out of it .
Damb Jade was so funny at lunch.
I couldnt get that jade to sleep with me.
by Lolilovethis November 24, 2020
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Jade

Jade Is A Rebel She Is Upto Do Anything She Is A Emo/Goth/Tomboy She's Not Afraid To Fight Anyone A Jade Is Always Looking For a Fight She Is Very Sexy And Cute And Funny When Your Super Sad She Had Been Through Hell And Back And She Still Manages With It All!
Boy 1:Damn Did You See What Jade Did To Day?!
Boy 2: Yea She's Just A Jade!
by Aiskksjsks June 18, 2017
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Jade

Jade is a gorgeous, funny girl who can light up the room. She makes you feel happy with just a smile. She's very sweet and cute about somethings, and then she can turn into a hilarious, serious, or even shy person. You can joke about a lot with her and she would never judge you about anything. Definitely hold on to friendships with Jade.
Jade is so cool
by ihavenocluelol November 18, 2020
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Jade

“ew look at that Jade”
by urrrr mommmmmmm May 26, 2020
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Jade

A bad bitch

All the boys like her and she looks hella hot

She can break your heart and dont play her because she will come for you

you are blessed to have her in your life
She is always loyal and there for you but she has a lot of fake friends and if you are her bestfriend she will do everything with you
Jade is a bad bitch
by Blackairforce1 April 28, 2020
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Jade

Jade, the most thiccest, hottest most cuttest girl i know, she most likely has a bf who's name starts with "L", she likes to speak in a deep voice, nows how to ride a suck reall good, likes the nickname smelly or stanky, she can be freaky when she wants to, has a good connection to her mates and has alot of them and the most she will be loved by her bf for eternity
by Ryan Devlant April 21, 2020
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Jade

Someone who doesn't know how to make an actually functional sentence.
You sound like a "Jade" dude.
by sasquatchme June 26, 2018
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