Jordan Marie 

Very sexy girl. Always chasing after one certain guy waiting for him to realize she it the one. She can be very shy but once you get to know her she is crazy and will do almost anything. A great kisser. You never want to miss out on getting a chance to hug or kiss a Jordan Marie.

Jordan Marie should be with the guy she loves

Jordan Marie by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015

jordan shoes 

The shoes that trap people use and people who got money

O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's

jordan shoes by Clt.jeff September 13, 2017

jordanuniverse 

A type of game player that is super casual and doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself.

jordanuniverse#8988 is a Real Supreme Casual #NMRSC, please don't be like this guy.

jordanuniverse by Atlas19kilo July 27, 2018

Jordan 

jordan is a king among men. he’s like the brad pitt of his generation. everyone he meets wants to suck his dick. those that are lucky enough to actually be allowed this privilege almost have a heart attack at the sight of his massive massive gigantic penis. if he deems you worthy of actual real-life sex, you’d better be prepared, because he knows what he’s doing. he’ll fuck your mcfuckin brains out. he’s sexy as hell and could literally get whatever he wanted by seducing whoever he needs to get it from. his eyes are gorgeous and perfect and mesmerizing, his hair always looks perfect even when he thinks it’s a disaster bc he’s oblivious to how attractive he is. he also could be a stripper or a firefighter based solely on appearance and strength. but also he’s smart and clever and curious and has a million incredible ideas all the time and it’s so cool to hear all of them :)) is there anything he could do to be more perfect? definitely not. except maybe kiss his girlfriend (who is the luckiest person in the universe) 10 times more. if you end up with a jordan, make sure you never lose him!!!!

girl #1: holy shit did you see that guy
girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh i’d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off
girl #1: .....
girl #1: you fuckin right, let’s get it
girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho

Jordan by macaroniiiiiiica October 28, 2018

Jordan Poole Effect 

If there is a baddie at a Basketball Game make sure you rack up points to impress her

Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)

Jordan Poole Effect by WillDog March 4, 2023

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

jordann 

A person who is always there for their friends and they are most likely very beautiful. But sometimes They can be a little stubborn. They are creative and there's no doubt that they have a sense of humor. They like to travel a lot and discover new things. And any problem is never to big for them to fix it. Most of them have beautiful eyes. There eyes are one of the most powerful things they have they can tell you a story just by looking at you.

Wow that girl is so a Jordann.

jordann by brandy174 February 25, 2015