the jeffers

a gay guy who can't take his porridge like a man

omg the jeffers you cock you can't eat porridge

by y wud i tell u March 31, 2009

jeffersonsperm

autistic fat fuck that cannot do any sports for shit. although he is like 7 skyscrapers tall that doesn't mean that he can weight a mountain.
my nibga literally looks like snorlax

wow that jeffersonsperm is fat

by jhonnythegreatlord2_2016 December 3, 2019

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

Thomasititus Jeffersonus

A very venomous creature that will poison you with its love of jazz

-Hey man, did you hear about what happened to him?

-I think he touched a got close to a Thomasititus Jeffersonus

by Nickel D. Bransen June 24, 2018

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

jefherson

Jefherson is a young talented boy that is a beautiful and handsome person all of the girls love him and want to date him like crazy Jefherson is a very lucky person and when ever you talk to him you will like him for sure.

Girl : OMG Jefherson is here he is so hot

by Jjefffff November 20, 2021