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jackass

1.A person whole will sit there and lie to you right in your face, even when they know they are and/or are proven wrong.
2.An individual who will make up stories that have no possibility of being true whatsoever. Everytime the story is told, it continues to become more and more outrageous.
3.Someone who parents are hygenisists and still has bad breath.
4 Someone who doesn't get a hint and continues to piss you off in which the only rememdy is to prank there dorm room with a bucket.
1. Jackass: "I scored with 3 girls last night"
Us: "Uh no you were with us all night"
Jackass: "Uh ya that's right it was only 2 girls"
2. Jackass: "Last night I drank 40 beers in in 30 minutes"
Next night, the story is told again with it being 50 beers
3. Self explanatory
4. May go to Humber College
by Evil_lawn_gnome August 25, 2006
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"male donkey", .. but other than that, someone who thinks they are right about a certain subject to the exclusion of even being able to comprehend another persons viewpoint, and they will generally take or make actions based on this superimposed 'im always right' attitude whether it hurts others or not ...
dude decided to hook up with some old highschool friends and leaves a note for his wife because shes working late, then he doesnt show up till the next morning .. what a jackass ..
by hijackednation October 18, 2010
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jackassedness

The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.
Are you kidding? Of course you're a jackass! You define jackassedness!
by Jakobo April 21, 2004
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Jackassery

The act of being a jackass.
Ed's jackassery resulted in the window getting broken.
by Charlie13 January 27, 2009
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Jackass

A TV show that acts like a Darwinism accelerator. hopefully will cause more stupid people to kill themselves trying to replicate the stunts featured on it.

I have already heard of a few cases happening.

This is wonderful stuff, keep up the good work guys.
Sam thought he was uber cool chucking himself off a roof into a bush. That was until he misjudged his jump and ended up cracking his skull open on the pavement :D what a jackass
by fillitofphiiish April 2, 2012
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Look at our Jackass of a President-elect
by yahthatsloud January 10, 2017
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Apathetic Jackass

A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!
by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013
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