by IvanFaulPlay July 13, 2017
Get the Ivan Faul Playmug. A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
Get the Ivan Ang Shert Jiemug. our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022
Get the ivan zy vf fangmug. by okay ig September 9, 2021
Get the Send Ivan Titty pics Daymug. "Yo comin for a balze later innit dan"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
by Joniquai January 5, 2004
Get the Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roymug. Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Fernando is the type of boy who you knew you would love the day u met him .. he’s the guy who makes life worth living and the guy who makes everything seem more easy … he’s the type of boy you’ll call “ love of my life” and end up being with .. he can stay to himself at times but that won’t change the fact that he loves u .. things get hard but the love stays the same , as always ! <3
by anonymous June 21, 2024
Get the Fernando Ivan Ruizmug.