1 definition by ivan's meat rider
our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022