by IvanFaulPlay July 13, 2017

A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018

our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022

by okay ig September 9, 2021

"Yo comin for a balze later innit dan"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt
by baddieroko November 21, 2021

usually cheerful, fun, caring and sweet. sometimes mean and sarcastic. love affections. especially cuddles and kisses. very good at hiding their problems but one day they will tell someone they trust to vent. sometimes acts like grandparents. protective. usually jealous on the tiniest thing. will admit to their crush that they have feelings for them but they would always say "im not ready for a relationship" when their crush asks them out. yeah, they're really fun to be with. a whole boyfriend/girlfriend material.
Have you met a person named Ivan?
Have you met a person named Ivan?
by random stranger :) May 5, 2021
