How to turn premature ejaculation into a night to remember.
When your doggy style & going to cumm to quick, you pull out, tuck it between your ass cheeks, aiming behind you, (check your blind spot) and let it go without her knowledge. Then non chalantly allow for snap back & continue for hours on end. Shoot both ways, like an Italian tank.
When your doggy style & going to cumm to quick, you pull out, tuck it between your ass cheeks, aiming behind you, (check your blind spot) and let it go without her knowledge. Then non chalantly allow for snap back & continue for hours on end. Shoot both ways, like an Italian tank.
I was on a first date, a little excited, and was going to to blow my load to soon, so pulled the Italian Tank & was good to go for hours aftwards.
by C. V. September 24, 2007
Get the Italian Tank mug.An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of Italian descent have got very big penises.
Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!
by Leo_rex July 3, 2007
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Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah.
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
Xerxes: The aqueduct?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: The aqueduct.
Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
Commando #3: And the sanitation.
Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things the Romans have done.
Matthias: And the roads.
Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
Commando: Irrigation.
Xerxes: Medicine.
Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...
Commando #2: Education.
Commandos: Ohh...
Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Commando #1: And the wine.
Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...
Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
Commando: Public baths.
Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
How 'bout those Italians?
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah.
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
Xerxes: The aqueduct?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: The aqueduct.
Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
Commando #3: And the sanitation.
Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things the Romans have done.
Matthias: And the roads.
Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
Commando: Irrigation.
Xerxes: Medicine.
Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...
Commando #2: Education.
Commandos: Ohh...
Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Commando #1: And the wine.
Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...
Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
Commando: Public baths.
Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
How 'bout those Italians?
by DeathStar June 19, 2006
Get the italian mug.Lars. F has no idea what he's talking about. Italians not having anything worthwhile to add to history? Here's a nice list.
Da Vinci, Michealangelo, The Roman Empire, Marco Polo, and also not mention America was named after his navigator, also an Italian.
I could go on and on but I'm not, because now I'm go play some soccer then have a nice big dish of pasta.
Da Vinci, Michealangelo, The Roman Empire, Marco Polo, and also not mention America was named after his navigator, also an Italian.
I could go on and on but I'm not, because now I'm go play some soccer then have a nice big dish of pasta.
by Dominic October 16, 2003
Get the italian mug.italian woman is somebody that is usually so self centered and envious about foreign womens beauty (especially from north or east european girls)and mean to resort to every trick and cheap shot just to steal some focus and attention. ending up to look and act like the most awful bitch in the world.
sometimes italian women, resort also to go on dictionaries and define themelves as hot, cute, pretty, attractive and gorgeous. male opinions not requested.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
Get the italian women mug.The most amazing people in the world form the most beutiful country in the world! Italians often have dark, curly hair, olive skin, and dark eyes. yes, i know, we are hot. we also make a kick-ass bowl of pasta. American guys get hard whenever they see italian girls and girls get wet when they see italian guys. Not only are we ridiculously gorgeus, we are the smartest people in the world (hello, do you think it's easy making ferrarri's?) a few tips ifd you ever visit italy: Everyone in italy knows how to make esspresso, so don't say anything if you go there and someone teaches you how to make it properly. also, i would advise to speak english only in private. typically, if you are in italy, you should speak italian. eat whatever they serve you, italian food is good, no matter what. Play some soccer with them, you may learn something. Eat as much gelato as you want, worry about it later. you are in italy. la vita e bellisima.
by io sono la piu bella! April 21, 2006
Get the italian mug.From Italy, Italian background or (50%). If your one of those guys who has like 1/4 Italian in you, your still a brother too. Best food in the world, good looking, layed back people. Humorous and good lovers. Usually have large a penis. Darker hair, sometimes very dirty blond, depends if you are from the north or the south. Darker skin. If you are Italian and you talk with an accent that is normal. But if you don’t that doesn’t make you
non-Italian. Very smart people, great architects. Just look at Rome. Fuck you to all the racists out there who think we all wear umbro and adiadas with Cesar hair, and have mafia connections. The Italian family will stand up for each other till death. Close nit big families. Good sense of style. Easy to tell if Italian by last name. Usually good people and easy to be friends with but can snap if rubbed the wrong way. If brought up a tough area will be an amazing fighter. Great red wine.
non-Italian. Very smart people, great architects. Just look at Rome. Fuck you to all the racists out there who think we all wear umbro and adiadas with Cesar hair, and have mafia connections. The Italian family will stand up for each other till death. Close nit big families. Good sense of style. Easy to tell if Italian by last name. Usually good people and easy to be friends with but can snap if rubbed the wrong way. If brought up a tough area will be an amazing fighter. Great red wine.
by frankie giacomelli January 27, 2007
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