Inconsistent

Tartarus

Why is this shit level so inconsistent?

by Evan Zeledon February 5, 2021

inconian

A human person which constantly makes meowing sound, either the actual meow sound, or the "Meow" word.

Singular: inconian
Plural: inconians

I am an inconian
You are an inconian
He is an inconian
She is an inconian
It is an inconian
We are inconians
You are inconians
They are inconians

"This guy is weird, he is an inconian."
"I hate inconians."

by BritishGIGN October 5, 2021

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

inconsiderate horse

when someone is exhibiting behavior of being inconsiderate horse, you can refer to them as 'inconsiderate horse'.

ummm... you're being inconsiderate horse

you're so inconsiderate horse right now

by reichiquita May 19, 2023

Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.

Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!

by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022

weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023