a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
by platinumgaming57 January 24, 2021
Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
by zzzaxx August 03, 2010
A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
by Sumaly October 14, 2023
A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men
by bigsexydude October 07, 2009
A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank July 30, 2013
An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014