by IvanFaulPlay July 13, 2017
Get the Ivan Faul Playmug. A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
Get the Ivan Ang Shert Jiemug. our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022
Get the ivan zy vf fangmug. by okay ig September 9, 2021
Get the Send Ivan Titty pics Daymug. "Yo comin for a balze later innit dan"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
by Joniquai January 5, 2004
Get the Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roymug. The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.
by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021
Get the Ivan Solaresmug. Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023
Get the Ivanmug.