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Paki intel

Used to describe a situation where you feel like you're the last to hear about an event, a piece of interesting information, etc.
Man, Shelly's having one of her crazy strip costume parties THIS Saturday?? Man I got Paki intel on that and had no idea - I already made plans to go to see the Monster Truck Rally.
by jwadsworth May 28, 2011
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bootleg intellectual

An "intellectual" whose writings are based on opinions (which any asshole could write), and not a substantial amount of scholarly research. Michael Eric Dyson's book: Is Bill Cosby Right? or has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind is a great example. What kind of title is that? He's not a scholar, he's what capitalism produces.
I'm about to get the new young jeezy, and michael eric dyson's book.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.
by ArianaJ December 14, 2006
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Intellectual Jizz

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.
Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!
by Equites April 9, 2004
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intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.
1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...
by chris October 2, 2005
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INTELIBRUTO

COMBINATION OF TWO SPANISH WORDS( INTELGENTE = SMART) AND ( BRUTO = DUMB ASS) THE SMARTEST DUMB ASS
TU ERES BIEN INTELIBRUTO OR YOU ARE AN INTELIBRUTO
by 237426 October 5, 2009
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intel

Company which is known for making computer processors and motherboards.
Often misrepresent the actual speeds their hardware runs at.
Intel sucks.
by Mister Bojangles November 4, 2002
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intellectrical

Noun

Describes a heightened state of intelligence that is metaphorically electrical in nature
Erwin Schrodinger, 1926: "I have created quantum physics equations based on wave mathematics."

Student, 2009, "Wow, he is so intellectrical!"
by maximize_me April 9, 2009
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