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impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
by fivenightrental March 4, 2009
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Impossible

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!
by Plubbles the T-Rex February 3, 2014
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Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 13, 2006
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impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.
An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.
by UpQuark October 3, 2013
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sussy imposter

Meaning came from the game Among Us.
Sussy means sus which is the word for suspicious. And inside the game there is the character imposter.
- Who should we vote out?
- We should vote out -Xperson- because he is a sussy imposter.
by doritos_are_sus July 29, 2021
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the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
by steady10 September 6, 2012
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Mission: Impossible

1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.

2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.

3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!
by fetusboy September 26, 2005
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