I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020

I woke up in a new bugati

it means that u r super cool and zesty

wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati

by Uwu_Your_Mom May 1, 2023

Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012

i'm covered in bees

Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when he freaks out and realizes that he is in fact covered in bees. Great line to quote at random times when surrounded by a lot of people.

Guy: "I'm covered in bees!"
Everyone Else: "What the hell is he talking about?"

by jstone January 25, 2005

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 16, 2006

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008

I look ugly in this pic

A phrase used by attention deprived pre teen whores just begging for someone to contradict them and tell them that they are, in fact, not ugly. Usually followed by a status update "pc4pc" Note: most of the time, they truly are ugly as fuck.

I look ugly in this pic

*then why the hell is it your default picture?*

by Mmzuko December 24, 2010