Houlihan's

The last few mmillimetres of a joint where taking a puff will result in 'Hotlips'

....also known as butt-slut

"Hey, do you want this?"
"No way! I ain't taken none of yo' HOULIHAN'S!"

by pickled beast September 1, 2006

Houston Fire Hose

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

by Assramses October 25, 2006

Houston Astros

The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.

Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros

by branman23 May 16, 2014

holter

A portable medical device, usually worn for 24 hours, used to monitor the cardiac electrical activity of a patient suspected of having arrythmias or other cardian malfunctions.

Doctor : Nurse, did you get the readings from Dick Cheney's Holter ?

by Dr. Strangelove May 31, 2004

Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.

"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"

by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009

houston slang

Slag that's originated in Houston among the 80's-90's. Still is used today.

Guy 1: Mane you see that SLAB with the fresh blue candy paint on swangers?
Guy 2: Yeah mane that hoe beautiful.

( the words highlighted are an example of Houston Slang

by Screwhead713 May 21, 2017

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011