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Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"
Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!
by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008
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reverse houdini

It's the logical opposite of the regular houdini (when you're doing a girl from behind and spit on her back, she turns around and you blow a load on her face). With the reverse houdini, however, you actually do come on her back, but when she turns around, you spit on her face!
Bammm! you just got reverse houdinid biatch!
by Mr. Prez4004 March 12, 2010
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Houdini

Ok, Check it so your doing this hot bitch from behind and your all like "ooo yeah you like that baby?" and right before you finish you spit on her back and she's all like "Oh yeah. he Finished." And right when she turns around BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Money Shot Right To The Face.
Shirley:Oh Yeah He Finished!
David Sapp:BLAAAAAH!!!!
Shirley:Ahhhhhh! My Eyes!!!
David Sapp:Haha I gave you a Houdini! can't wait to tell Eric!
by Fabro January 16, 2007
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Houdinie

Your fucking the bitch from behind and your really gettint into it, your slapping that ass, pulling that sluts hair and all of a sudden BAMMM you spit right on her lower back, so she thinks you cumed so she turned around with a big smile and FUCKING BAMMMM you punch that bitch in the face and cum all over her face, bammmm she thinks you cummed on her back but u faked her out the houuuudinniee whaaaaaaaaat
A little magic never hurt anyone ;P
by H February 22, 2004
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houdinied

to appear quickly
Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.
by clyde verde January 20, 2009
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Houdini

When you're doing your girl doggy-style and you tell her hold on for a minute. Then your buddy takes over while she still thinks it's you and then you go outside and appear in the window in front of her and wave.
We really fooled her with the Houdini last night!
by Houdini my Weenie March 31, 2008
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hot houdini

Bending her over doggie style but pulling out right before climax. Let a little saliva hit her back making her think you climaxed then turning her over and giving her a load to the face
by MR.MOBB February 16, 2009
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