horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

horizontal phobia

the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun............. KORN!!! (the band..not the vegetable..DUH!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!

person:OMG I WOULD DIE FOR HORIZONTAL PHOBIA!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it April 20, 2005

horizontal phobia

the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.

goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!

by cool person March 13, 2005

oriental

Used to describe any sexual activity that heavily involves plants.

We had an oriental threesome with a coniferous tree.

by Oriental Fetish September 11, 2019

horizontal phobia

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008

orientally passionate

An extreme passion for oriental women.

Fann Wong and Qi Shu walk past nick and kurt. Both of there jaws drop to the floor and there heats skip a beat. This shows they are orientally passionate.

by Nick Hales March 31, 2009