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holding up 4 fingers 

holding up 4 fingers means that your cool asf
*holding up 4 fingers* damn they must be cool

Key holder 

a term for someone who holds the key(s) to another's chastity device. Most commonly, a man is placed in a device and their lover (be them male or female, but most commonly female) teases, caresses, drives crazy and generally tests and shockingly abuses the power that is controlling someone's ability to orgasm.
When dealing with a key holder, the circumstances varied; there was an orgasm quota for a time (which usually equalled 15 to 1; fifteen for her, one for me) and later a whole month without any release from the space-aged plastic cell. During this time most of my kink came to the forefront; I became very good friends with Bunny's strap-on and other funny stories.
Key holder by Carmenator October 22, 2008

You're Holding It Wrong 

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

holding in a restart 

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".
Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.
holding in a restart by Moondoggy November 8, 2008

Hoddenbagh 

A hoddenbagh is when you got a nasty fart coming on during sex but have to hold it in cause the honey so fine & the sex to hyphy!
Man that hoddenbagh wrecked my colon last night. If I would have farted during that sex it would made her passout!
Hoddenbagh by Jennsailor June 28, 2019

bean holder 

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.
i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.