Homework

Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...

Which I probably wont be getting anyway...

Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)

(Based on a true story)

by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023

Math Homework Crackdown

When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.

Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.

by Covido August 29, 2022

crying over homework

1. When you stall so much that you start to cry.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.

I started crying over homework because I am done

by idfc anymore January 16, 2018

Show My Homework

A stupid website teachers use to assign homework and other school-related things. They can set quizzes, tests and announcements.

Mrs Smith: Alright kids, homework will be set this week on Show My Homework.
Pupils: You’re joking?

by um.chile.anyways.so February 7, 2021

Homework

a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK!!

me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!

by cal198 June 15, 2010

homework vampire

Someone who can only do homework at night.

I'm such a homework vampire... i'm just too distracted during the day

by iambill09 April 26, 2011

Homework

Stupid pointless crap made by the 11th sector of hell called school.

I HATE HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Megatron prime March 4, 2019