by Annnnnnnooooooooonimous2020000 November 15, 2018

by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011

by ARandomHottiE April 20, 2009

by DavidJJM8 May 31, 2016

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.
Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.
by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"
or
"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"
Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
or
"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"
Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

by God's biggest disappointment October 23, 2020
