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"school is history"
by etchasketch November 23, 2003
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Canadas History

When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag
Yo i just saw a video online of someone giving a Canadas History to some slut
by Peter McPeterson February 4, 2010
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History book

(n.) literally-A book containing past happenings of significance.

Figuratively the history book is all of what has happened in the past.
The history book on the shelf, it's repeating itself!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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history teacher

The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.
people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend

people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher
by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021
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Americas History

A long and epic tale of deceitful hermits, terrorism, a new messiah, and beer. With many characters including bush the retarded president. Mr. Fucker, bushes dad. And Melvin K Fuck
Hey, did you hear about americas history? It's pretty shitty
by America History 955545 February 11, 2010
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histamine

probably the worst band you've ever heard
-hey, you wanna go and see histamine?

-no
by trillgill August 11, 2008
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Histology

1: A look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.

2: The absolute worst class any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. This is the kind of class that smart people hate.
Me: Hey dude you wanna hit up Magnolia's and mack on some cupcakes?
You: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
Me: Oh no, you've been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven't you?
You: {no change in previous behavior}
Me: Sigh... I've lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of Histology :(
by A nonni moose February 25, 2011
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