Congro Hearing

A fictitious hearing originated in Riverhead, New York in the early 21st century for the sole purpose of avoiding a reassignment. Although often imitated a true Congro Hearing could only be accomplished by one legend.

“Are you guys up in the afternoon or is it a Congro Hearing?”

by Bailiff Ray T July 12, 2024

Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat

E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".

by Reuby24 August 24, 2019

Hearing Voices

A voice that appears when a person has gone through so much pain and trauma they have to hear things said by non-humans on a daily basis sometimes all day long. Hearing voices is explanatory it is as it sounds but it's not a good thing to hear. HE double-hockey sticks. They may hear them when they are by themeself or don't have there focus on anything else like a tv, phone, or family gathering or function

My parents didnt believe my when I said I was hearing voices she told me that real people actually said that and I told her one night my parents had there door closed and I was thinking in my head that my mom didn't put enough chicken on my plate and they said be grateful that you even have chicken and like the human being I am because nobody can physically control me I went to go get one more piece of chicken and my dad said well I don't know about that one. I AM ACTUALLY HEARING VOICES

by ThatGurlSata May 24, 2023

Hear me out

Basically saying that they want a person/character to do unholy things

Person a: "hear me out... Branch from trolls"
Person b: "shut the fuck up"

by anonymous January 15, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

hearing the dub

when you hear something you don't wanna hear

Did you hear the dub?
Yeah, I heard the dub - boss is making us come in early on Sunday. Can't believe I'm hearing the dub.

by cutie pie 26 January 19, 2018

Hear the duke of edinburugh

this means that this yute is dumb fam

ay you man hear the duke of edinburugh its rah bugging ahlie

by cookedkebab January 1, 2024