Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.

"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."

by Vladshmir Putlor February 22, 2022

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A bully but is nice to you, I have no words but shes ok

Hayley: random trash

by Imyourdadwiththemilk May 01, 2022

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the most beautiful girl in the world and will believe anything you tell her. laughs at almost anything and is very stubborn.

that hayley girl is ssssoooo pretty i wanna date herrr

by fishybros November 22, 2021

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A person seen lurking around in the shadows often described as a disco rat of the sewers. They’re not like the other sewer rats she’s a special Eggley a rare and valuable collectable. And been diagnosed with a fettish for trans men

Hayley has the most delicious flesh in all the land they do not use sunscreen an lubricant and it shows

by Eggling November 23, 2021

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