The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.
Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
by The Morgantown Bone Breaker July 4, 2025

A Hungarian Goodbye is an event between adults, usually Hungarians, that can take anywhere from thirty minutes to two hours.
by hungarian _gay September 24, 2022

by Byyiiissshhe February 6, 2024

A typical light complection female hailing from a country in Eastern Europe called Hungary.The sluttiest of all other European chicks. True gold digger. Will sleep with a man of any race in the next 48 hours assuming one has a big dick so that she won't be bored. Professional complainer. Will do whatever it takes to razzle dazzle you until she gains her trust,then stubs a competitor in the back in a dirty mischievous ,"hungarian " manner.
Example: "look at that saggy chick with wrinkles and pale blonde dyed hair,she can't wait to find her next sugar daddy.
"She is such a hungarian chick".
"She is such a hungarian chick".
by RagingRaven May 30, 2022

by Bachelor #9 August 29, 2017

When, during the sexual act, the man inserts his finger in the partners ass and, when he removes it, some part of the finger is brown.
by gapsone June 16, 2022
