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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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whitney houston lip

Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine
I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.
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Houston

A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"
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Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.
It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?
by dummboi January 15, 2024
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Houston Astro’d

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023
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Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?
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