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hotch

ho + bitch = hotch
white girl:what a bitch.
asian girl:she is a whore.
back girl: dat gurl is a HOTCH!
by your mom March 7, 2004
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hotchie motchie

Used to express panic and/or horror
Randy screamed, "HOTCHIE MOTCHIE!!" after slamming his finger in the car door.
by Dagny October 8, 2003
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hootch

1.(a)A makeshift shanty erected from Bamboo and fig leaf`s to form a roof. (b)A nasty smelly cunt. (c)Booze,usualy homemade.
Mudcake was fucked up from drinking so much hootch,he could hardly make it back to the hootch.Then, some hootch was trying to snag his wallet.
by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003
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Hitch Hiker

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010
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Hootch

A nickname for a person who is "kickass", "badass", or "a crazy mother fucker".
Hootch is crazy
by Jimmy Hootch February 6, 2010
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Hitch-it

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials
No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.
by JZook October 4, 2008
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hotchesting

an intricate part of a hangover when your chest is giving off heat for hours on end. Sometimes accompanied by headache, nausea, dizziness, dry mouth,exhaustion.
my hangover has officially started because I'm hotchesting.
by beefsister March 6, 2009
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