Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu

Commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to pass the ball to the perimeter.

Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.

Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "Ball"

Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): "yes coach"

by porneggs May 5, 2010

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

hidey hole

When someone is active in a group chat but not typing anything. Most notably in apps where you can see if someone is currently looking at said group chat (e.g. Snapchat, Google Hangouts, etc.)

"I see you there... in your hidey hole..."

by pillbug science March 11, 2021

Hidden Track

When you're listening to a CD and it comes to the last song and the song ends but after waiting a few moments a exstra song starts playing. Hence the word HIDDEN

I was listening to my Blue October CS and I thought it ended but there was a hidden Track!

by lalalalagumdrops August 24, 2006

hide the pickle

a girl and guy or 2 guys hiding a penis in various body cavities.

0<3< having sex or gay sex is the defenition of hide the pickle.

by tim barut January 11, 2008

hide

pink haired god of rock. lowercase h, bitches. drink or die.

"On geetah-- hide!" "Oh my fucking hide!"

by pinkusupaida December 28, 2004

Hide and Go Poop

Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).

Do you want to play hide and go poop?

by Daniel aka Captain Quick Shit April 15, 2008