Handjobb

An act put on by a woman, with her hand/hands. Always must be administered after she is finger popped.

Becky totally didn't give me that handjobb after i finger popped her

by Bakkerrr July 7, 2009

handjob McWlaznik

When you give a guy a handjob while he is sleeping but he wakes up and catches you...

Handjob McWlaznik

by kelloggsguy June 16, 2009

typical fucking handjob

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.

everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.

by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

handjob

A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.

handjob self pleasure masturbation

by mrwordsy February 23, 2015

Peruvian handjob

the act of getting a handjob with a cocaine leaf then busting it in the leaf and cutting it up and snorting it.

Noah went to the eastside for beer and a Peruvian Handjob

by borusb August 24, 2011

Cold Handjob

when your girlfriend has cold hand and gives you a handjob

tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob

chris so what? thats the only way I can finish

tim dude....

by dcwwcd June 3, 2011

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017