Guzzied

A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.

Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.

by didn't make the cut May 12, 2010

Guzzed

to be very intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol.

Dude, I was so guzzed at the party last night.

IMMMMM GUUUZZZZZZEEEDDDD

by arc.cws123 March 20, 2011

Guzbo

1. Having the overwhelming feeling of affection towards a person
2. Being swoon

That boy over there is really cute. I am so guzbo right now.

by Dale Miami June 12, 2018

cum guzzling dumpster diving whore

someone whose a cum guzzling dumpster diving whore

mira is such a cum guzzling dumpster diving whore

by cock_sucker14 May 17, 2021

cum guzzling slut monkey

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

by brenboi June 1, 2022

filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag

Someone who makes dumbass comments about shit they dont know anything about; the thing you call someone when your mind is so flustered that you scream the first atrocious thing that comes to mind.

I was so pissed I just didnt know what to say, "Jimmy, stop being such a filthy cum-guzzling cunt bag!"

by McDabbs March 6, 2015

Gunzo

Male with large muscular arms.

Look at this Gunzo, the size of his arms...

by mmt October 20, 2012