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gullible

easily fooled, will believe what any shyster tells them or will follow any pied piper who arrives with a promise of something good.
1. ... Billy's joined the National Front
He always was a little runt
He's got his hands in the air with all the other
cunts
You've got to humanize yourself...
THE POLICE

2. Joseph joined a fundie religious cult. He now gives them 10% of his money, spouts off about bombing abortion clinics and killing their employees, imposing their version of God on everyone else, supporting certain politicians who talk of "family values", how he thinks that a war is a "crusade", how everything has a "liberal bias", and how "satanic" everything is. He will never win at anything with this. He is a droid, a stooge, he is totally brainwashed and programmed.

Billy and Joseph are both gullible. They don't think for themselves, they don't go out and observe and explore for themselves in order to form their own opinions, they believe everything they're told.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 10, 2008
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Gulletullet

1. "A mullet-styled hairdo grown from the gullet"
2. "A hairdo where the mullet itself is shaped like a gullet"
3. "Gullet in the front, Kool-Aid in the back"
MA: Pa, why does that bison skull always haunt us in our left corner whenever we're a huntin'?

PA: I done shot at it with 18 boxes of bullets but the dyern thing won't crackle, bah

MA: Well, maybee we can pay that Indian to get rid of it

PA: I'll give him a gulletullet, them Indians love gettin paid in gulletullets because gulletullets are IN on the Oregon Trail
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Gullifud

Name given to a person who consistently posts articles and warnings on social media that are clearly hoaxes or bullshit, when it would only take them 2 minutes to check the veracity on google. An amalgamation of the words 'gullible'and 'fud' (Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish)
'Oi Gary ya gullifud. Will you stop posting crap about instant noodles being coated in wax on facebook please?'
by Steven W Palmer February 23, 2014
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spunk gullet

A man or Woman that is rather fond of a spunky drink of an morning, afternoon or evening. Gullet – Mouth & Spunk – Sperm. So there ya go!
"Hay! Shut it Spunk Gullet your the only cum guzzeling slut round here!"
by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004
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flock of gulls

You and your friends hide in a cupboard and jerk off to another friend who's pulled a munter. You then race out making cawing sounds and splat her in her face. the more the merrier.
Man, i just got the whole of my year to flock of gulls this girl!She looked like a snowman. HAHA
by !!!woody!!! January 17, 2009
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Gulliver

A deliberate and sarcastic misuse of the word gullible, usually to overstate that you're not the oafish shit-for-brains you may appear to be.
- "You must have been born yesterday. I can't believe you're so naive."

- "Yeah, I'm Gulliver, I am. That means somebody who believes anything anybody tells them."
by Cree$e November 19, 2007
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Gully

gangsta, tight as shit, raw & real,
str8 up thugged-out, hardcore ish!
G-Unit be some gully-ass niggas!!!
by Marshall Mirzada December 4, 2003
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