gunder

gay looking male (usually briefs) underwear, often containing pastel colors, obnoxious patterns, or rainbow stripes.

Cross between 'gay' and 'underwear'

1) I'd like to return this as I thought there would be 3 pairs of simple, solid color briefs, but I was shocked to find this pastel striped gunder hidden between the two pairs on the outside.

2) Man: Lemme flip the lights before we go any further.

Woman: why? are you wearing gunders?

by no one in particular really August 9, 2009

guiermo

puerto rican slang for a homosexual, like guappo. also a sign of affection

man1: hola mi guiermo ;
man2: te amo guappo

by anarchyforpeace July 4, 2008

guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.

"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"

by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005

Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

by Spanther December 17, 2008

Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 16, 2012

whore guide

The opposite of a Cock Block. Synonym: Wingman

To be used as if a "tour guide"

"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"

by Tim Branson April 27, 2008

Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003