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grocery beater

n. a vehichle (usually a station wagon) that emits blue/black smoke out of the tail pipe and contains at least .5 pounds (8oz.) of rust on the exterior of the vehicle.It must also having missing or non-matching hubcaps. A substitute for the previous desciption would be a broken window cover by plastic. It could be used for activities such as picking up groceries or the mail.
My friend bought a grocery beater and he fills up his oil and checks his gas.
by Integra_140 May 16, 2006
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Grocery baggin

When a guy's dick is so small, a condom on it is compared to a grocery bag. Loose and baggy. Doesn't stay on.
Jimmy was grocery baggin it last night, I'm never sleeping with him again!
by Capricorn3 October 18, 2010
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green grocer

a name for a tinny house were one wuld buy hooch or wats commenly known as weed in new zealand
lets go to the green grocer and get sum veges
by bigs July 5, 2004
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groce

1. To be extremely slow (i.e. the opposite of fast). 2. To have the effect of slowing down others (i.e. kind of like the opposite of synergy). 3. A boat anchor, an immovable lump of useless mass.
Man we were really groce in that relay we ran last month. Yeah, it was like we were dragging a groce around!
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Grock

gross cock
to describe a man who sleeps around relentlessly, the male equivalent of a whore or slag
That guy is such a grock.
by rhythmicnova May 17, 2014
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grockle

Anyone who is not a member of the upper class / middle-upper class (vast majority of the country then). Can be described as "common" and also relates to 'riff-raff' and 'pleb'. Derogatory meaning, basically a more diplomatic word for chav or simply someone of a low social standing, not very well-off financially and not accustomed to the finer things in life.
"I was horrified when I arrived at Puerto Banus near Marbella, I'd heard it was very exclusive but it was FULL of grockles"
by El.P. September 14, 2008
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Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.
That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.
by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003
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