Goody's Lumpy Funtube

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.

after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.

by the river May 11, 2006

gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

by Mighk April 12, 2007

Goofy Ahh

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.

Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.

by Destroyer of zoophiles July 4, 2022

goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.

Tony Hawk fucking skates goofy foot.

by emokidsblowntoshit March 5, 2010

Goofy Boy

A white kid who knows too much about the internet, yet at the same time has friends. This paradoxical combination is a rare sight to see

Jackson Golden is SUCH a Goofy Boy

by Zoroasteros May 23, 2009