girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
by kameakane July 29, 2022
Get the goon mug.A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.
by Goon1776 August 18, 2022
Get the Goon mug.to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.
Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!
Constance: oh!
by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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