Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

k-glock

Another word for a chode

He said he was a part of the "two inch gang". When I pulled his pants down he totally had a K-GLOCK

by BigLex November 18, 2013

glocky glock

THE BEST HEAD YOU CAN GET. IT WILL FEEL LIKE YOUR ASCENDING TO THE NEXT UNIVERSE.

-BRO ONE-, YO BRO THAT HOT CHICK GAVE ME THE BEST GLOCKY GLOCK EVER.

-BRO TWO- NO WAY.

by The magical cheese wizard January 07, 2024

Glock

Huge ass dildo

Hey bro u got a Glock?

by Doggre July 25, 2022

Glock

A series of polymer Austrian handguns developed 1980s-present day that are very iconic and popular in rap culture. This has led to posers and ‘gangstas’ calling every handgun a ‘Glock’, thus making Glock a blanket term for handguns.

He pulled a Glock on me, man!
No, that was a M1911A1, dumbass!

by cac45 May 13, 2024