political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
by Oktobr August 07, 2013
by ____thakid June 13, 2023
Global Esports is one of the oldest esports orgs in India still standing strong. Conceptualised in a garage in India, they grew their presence across multiple gaming titles like Overwatch, Fortnite, CSGO, Valorant and even represented India internationally at the world stages.
by global esports November 25, 2021
Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.
by Ham So Low November 05, 2022
The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.
Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021