Girlfriend 

A person who bites you

“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”

Girlfriend by User196396399263 March 23, 2022

girlfriend 

something you will never get
trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro

girlfriend by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022

Girlfriend 

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

Girlfriend by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

Girlfriend 

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend”

“What’s that?”

Girlfriend by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022

Girlfriend 

i love my girlfriend so much she's kind she's sweet she's pretty asf she's hot, she's everything i need but im scared to lose her. i just hope she wont let go on me. i get jealous so easy when she's with an other guy, i want her to have all for myself. she's not like other girls, she's makes me feel safe. Where dating for 4 months now and i know im gonna lose her someday and im really scared for that day. im gonna ruin it and she is gonna break me i already know. this feeling i have for her is nice and scary at the same time. love is nice but scary.

girlfriend.

Girlfriend by Crazydude00888 May 3, 2022

girlfriend 

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

girlfriend by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

Girlfriend 

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

Girlfriend by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022