Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
by Ipardonyourfrench September 23, 2023
Get the Gibsonmug. by nig dig July 2, 2016
Get the gibsonmug. by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024
Get the Gibsoningmug. by Dion2707 April 23, 2019
Get the Dion Gibsonmug. by sanddunez March 22, 2022
Get the Gibsonmug. LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.
Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!
by da_one8 November 18, 2022
Get the Mr Gibsonmug. by bitchface233 May 12, 2016
Get the leah gibsonmug.