Genious

I actually think this is the way that I have spelt this word since I learnt to write and I have not, until now, been corrected.

So what does this tell us about the British Education System? Well, that it is run by a load of geniouses (shouldnt that be genii?! ahhh who cares!).

Anyway, seeing as this word isn't defined in the Oxford Dictionary I have turned to Urban instead.

Genious is the term used to describe Katie and Ellie and all their wonderful words such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin squad, elemayoand sore throat.

Those two are utter geniousness personified!

by me December 24, 2004

ass genie

The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.

Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.

by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006

Geni

A girl's name
Usually abbreviated from Eugenia or Genesis
Pronounced like you would pronounce "Jenny"

My name is Eugenia, but everyone calls me Geni.

by yup yeah November 24, 2014

Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

tag-genie

A friend who does the, sometimes tedious, job of tagging all the people in your photos. Next time you log in, you see that all of your photos have magically been tagged.

Thanks for being my tag-genie. It would have taken me forever to tag everyone in that album.

by NDD January 17, 2009

genie

the best excuse to get a girl into pantaloons and a bikini ever!

"Did you see that girl in the Genie Costume last night?!"

by Conan-san April 25, 2005

Gengi

A mysterious person or object that near-retards constantly search for but can never find. It is the holy grail for "special needs adult's". You can usually hear them muttering it near public bathrooms or porn shops.
Pronounced 'Gang-Gee'.

"Gengi? Where is precious Gengi??" -Tard
"Excuse me sir, you can't stand there." -Bathroom attendant
"Gengi?"

by Ryan Crabb May 22, 2006