Garintic

the act of going to the military, working for your father now in college, loving fucking pets any kind of pets, playing with the Luigi board Discordian type #78506

Stranger 1:Cinnamon toast crunch pfp gnarly huh garintic

Garintic: damn

by discord#333 March 10, 2022

Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”

by br1tney spears April 9, 2022

Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder

Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.

by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022

Granitor

A person who’s job is being a janitor whose name is also Grant.

Someone get the granitor, there is a mess!

by Ethanmerrill07 May 31, 2022

Garit

If you meet a man with this name hold on tight. He has been through alot and holds it to himself as best he can. He cares so strongly about everyone in his life and his loyalty is unmatched. If you are lucky enough to find your very own Garit all I can say is congratulations you found yourself a jackpot.

I fell in love with Garit at first glance.

by Beautyofsublime June 16, 2022

Garnet

Two lesbians in a attractive skin suit

I like garnet 🥰

by WaterFromMyPants July 18, 2022

granite

Friendship as hard as a rock

Don't take our friendship for granite jello man!

by 3KnucksDeep November 8, 2022