The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. The one person that can brighten up anyones day. The one person who you can rely on for anything. The one person that will never hurt you. The one that will never let you down.
The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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Dude, I was having butt secks with this girl last night and her garflap kept sticking out. It was freaky.
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A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
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Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
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