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Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
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palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.
If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.
by AsInWreck June 14, 2009
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pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
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keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
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talk greasy

to make bold and often untrue accusations about somebody, either behind their back or in front of others with little regard for consequences. fighting words.
That silly bitch Tashgyrl likes to talk greasy all over YouTube, but she doesn't realize how easy it is to dox her dumbass.
by scarlit December 7, 2020
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wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop
After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”
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el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.
My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?
by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012
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