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Slade's Grandma

A funny elderly women (usually Portuguese), who is really innocent but whos grandson and friends make funny comments or remarks about her grandson or, sometimes, his friends.
Slade's Grandma: SLAAADE!! SLLAAADE!!!

Slade: What grandma?

Slade's Grandma: I found a fucking moth!!!!!
by herrrrrooo there March 4, 2011
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Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
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8th grandma

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".
My poetry teacher is such an 8th grandma.
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
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dead grandma

n., a used car gifted to a college student but that formerly belonged to a formerly living relative. Easily recognizable by its vast size and American make. Originated at the University of Virginia in the 90's. Also known as "dead relative", "dead grandpa", or "dead uncle".
Josh, your 1985 Lincoln Town Car is clearly a dead grandma. It takes up 2 spaces in the dorm parking lot and smells of thanatopsis.
by Fire Me Hotly May 27, 2009
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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020
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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.
R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.
by Porksta July 20, 2005
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crazy grandma ass

An exclamation used to express disbelief or the unusual state of affairs.
"I have goats in my pants!"
"Crazy grandma ass!!!"
by paul4tA April 24, 2004
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