Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 18, 2018

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.

by moobags February 05, 2010

Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

Glove Gang

Assembly of Gloves. A mysterious organization that controls the powers of the world government. It is very powerful, in some places it is even feared. Members of this organization wear latex gloves and rumour has it that if you join this mysterious organization, they will offer you a scholarship to any university in the world, as well as give you a pair of complementary gloves and to top the deal off, a 0.7 mm mechanical pencil lead.

Person 1: Hey, are you part of Glove Gang?
Person 2: Yes! Of course! I wouldn't want to be those gloveless losers with no latex gloves

by Assembly of the Gloves October 20, 2021

touch gloves

when two men touch their balls together like boxers would gloves

i guess i will touch gloves to DP that chick

by kara845 April 08, 2011