loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto
Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match
by sidmon69 October 20, 2019
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horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.
I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove
by K $wiz July 16, 2016
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Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.
I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.
by moobags February 05, 2010
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Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
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Glove Gang

Assembly of Gloves. A mysterious organization that controls the powers of the world government. It is very powerful, in some places it is even feared. Members of this organization wear latex gloves and rumour has it that if you join this mysterious organization, they will offer you a scholarship to any university in the world, as well as give you a pair of complementary gloves and to top the deal off, a 0.7 mm mechanical pencil lead.
Person 1: Hey, are you part of Glove Gang?
Person 2: Yes! Of course! I wouldn't want to be those gloveless losers with no latex gloves
by Assembly of the Gloves October 20, 2021
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Chicken Glove

When someone inserts their fist into a readily available rotisserie chicken. This is done to free up one hand for multi-tasking situations during a busy lunch hour. This keeps the chicken in place while you eat it, keeping one hand free to operate computer/tablet/phone etc.
I didn't know Kevin was going to manage his work load without skipping lunch, until he pulled a chicken glove.
by Jeebs_CDN March 04, 2015
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