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The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow
by joseph sharp January 11, 2004
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gleaming

When something is good, looks good or something is happening/going to happen that is good.
Dan - "Found a fiver in my jeans yesterday!"

Oli - "Gleaming!"
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glen danzig

Yelling out "mother" while banging your girlfriends mom.
I had to pull a glen danzig on that ass.
by doyle November 21, 2003
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gleature

A program glitch which later turns into a feature
The rating stars at Delphi are now a gleature
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Glei

1) smooth and flows like a river though the glens. playful curiosity and a positive attitude towards life 2) derivative of Glee 3) sweet and spicy in the right combination

(n.) Joy; merriment; mirth; gayety; paricularly, the mirth enjoyed at a feast.

(n.) An unaccompanied part song for three or more solo voices. It is not necessarily gleesome.

(n.) Music; minstrelsy; entertainment.
If faced with a problem, focus on what you can learn from the situation, choose to be glei about it.
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Gleemix

A song from the TV show Glee that has been remixed into a dance song.
When the DJ played that Gleemix last night at the bar the crowd went nuts.
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glemp

A state of vegetative wakefulness.
I was up all night watching Youtube videos instead of sleeping because I was glemp.
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